From a café window

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than...

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... PENIS

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Känner du igen dig? Hoppas det! "Jag vill inte förlora...", MY ASS!

Din malliga, stroppiga, uppblåsta, egocentriska, hatfulla, utnyttjar-alla-för-egen-vinning till manshora!
Du är inte ens värd ett öre! Du är så lite värd att man inte ens kan få ett halvt tuggummi för dig, man kan inte ens få ett halvt russin för dig!

Hoppas att du är nöjd nu, vänta bara till jag får syn på dig nästa gång!

Hämnden är ljuv, min vän (<= ironi!)!

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(Får be om ursäkt ifall ni tar illa upp, men om ni viste vad som hade hänt skulle ni ha tycket samma sak! Så förlåt alla känsliga läsare <3)